Is Christina Aguilera's new look not one of the biggest transformations in recent pop memory? Have we already forgotten her Xtina "Dirrty" video? We complain when our stars gets trashy, but when they clean up, we say nothing.
In her Grease meets the USO video "Candyman," she proves that you can still look hot without having to wear leather chaps (not that there's anything wrong with that).
The lesson? Marriage saves some pop starlets and ruins others. No names.