Elijah Wood, Hollywood actor and professional hobbit, has a remarkable hidden talent for giving advice -- in a distinctive rhyming cadence that can only be described as "Dr. Seuss in a freestyle competition."
And however weird you imagine that is, trust me, the reality is infinitely weirder.
Wood was on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" last night (Sept. 16) to promote his latest movie, "Cooties," where he demonstrated his life coaching/rhyming skills in a special segment called "Would Elijah Wood?", a phrase which is clearly on deck to replace "What would Jesus do?" as the guiding mantra of the masses.
Check out his interview below: