This Is What Can Happen When You Stick A Magnet Down Your Pants

The unknown law of attraction is being explored on 'Broke A$$ Game Show.'

Folks will do damn near anything for a quick buck, even if that means sticking a mega-strong magnet down their pants in order to attract the very finest in tableware.

Lucky for us, we get to watch the insanity unfold before our very eyes when "Broke A$$ Game Show" returns next month, bringing with it even more bizarre-o comedy and busted shenanigans all in the name of money makin'.

In the first look at the upcoming season -- which premieres on October 8 -- "Broke-A$$" hosts David Madigoff and Derek Gaines commission an eager passerby to don a dick magnet in exchange for some moolah. (Chick magnet, what? That's so 2008.)

A set of forks off a diner table earns the prankster an easy $20, followed by a sugar dispenser to form "the sweetest boner" you ever did see.

"The sugar is just bouncing up and down," David quips. Indeed.

But what happens when the pedestrian attempts to transfer a watch (right off a businessman's wrist) onto his shiny crotch? Watch it all play out below, and tune in to the season premiere Thursday, October 8 at 10:30/9:30, right smack in the middle of "Ridiculousness" and the new "Middle of the Night Show."