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Kourtney Kardashian's Labor Day Had 100% More Bikini Tricycles Than Yours

Pretty much guaranteed.

Kourtney Kardashian showed off several hidden talents this Labor Day weekend, but there are three in particular we'd like to highlight.

1. Making you FOMO the hell out of your long weekend, no matter what you're doing.

2. Riding a handle-less tricycle (howwwww?)

3. Doing all of these things in a metallic bikini.

Like, have you ever?

Kourt, a mom of three, destroyed any notions that we may ourselves have had the Best Long Weekend Ever when she posted this snap to Instagram hours ago. So many questions: who is in the tiny car behind her? How does she steer that tricycle if it doesn't have any handles? Is that swimsuit some kind of racing uniform? Could it be protective gear?

No matter what your answers to the above are, Kourt, we salute you. Thank you for showing us how to do the long weekend right.