11 Jack Black Quotes That Will Rock Your Freaking Socks Off

You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore — and JB, you, sir, are most definitely hardcore.

Two score and six years ago, a legend was born, guitar pick in one hand, royal instrument in the other, the power of rock already dwelling deep inside his heart. The babe's name was Jack Black, and he was put here on Earth to cure all of our sorrows and dispatch all of our troubles with song — and, occasionally, a broadsword.

In other words, it's Jack Black's 46th birthday, and we're sending up the "Kung Fu Panda" actor and Tenacious D frontman with 11 of his greatest movie and song quotes. Without further ado, here are the top JB phrases that are guaranteed to rock your freaking socks off.

  1. "This is not the greatest song in the world…"

    "This is just a tribute!"

  2. "COMINGTOYAAAAAHAAAAA!"
  3. "You're not hardcore…"

    "…unless you live hardcore!"

  4. "There is no charge for awesomeness…"

    "OR attractiveness."

  5. "The only thing that really matters is a classical sauce…"

    "And that's why me and KG are classically trained to ROCK YOUR F—ING SOCKS OFF."

  6. "It was beauty that killed the beast."

    Hey, remember when JB was in a "King Kong" movie? Yeah, so do we, because IT ROCKED.

  7. "We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight…"

    "…we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five!"

  8. "He was so deadly, in fact …"

    "… that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to PURE AWESOMENESS!"

  9. "Bring out your broadsword! There's the hydra!"

    "Slice his throat!"

  10. "DIE, YOU ALIEN S—HEAD!"
  11. "God of Rock…"

    "…thank you for this chance to kick ass."