Let's be real, here -- we all know by now that the teasers for "American Horror Story" usually don't reveal too much about the upcoming series itself. Like, for "Freak Show" we saw that insanely creepy clown, but the dude never actually showed up on the show.
You know who we're talking about, right? This guy:
Now that we've gotten him out of the way, let's move on to these two brand-new teasers for "American Horror Story: Hotel," which debuted on Friday (August 21). They are both absolute nightmare fuel, but do they actually reveal anything about the series itself? Let's check in:
Now, no one can really say if the fact that this creature has no eyes will play in to the season, but there has been a lot of speculation that there will be a serial killer in the hotel, targeting men. (Lily Rabe has signed on to play Aileen Wuornos.) The "man" creature in this clip seems pretty desperate to enter a room for safety, so might we change this one from "speculation" to "fact?"
This one gives us even less than its predecessor, but the "Heartbreak Hotel" soundtrack and the sensual appearance of this woman (a Lady Gaga stand-in, perhaps?) strongly suggests that Gaga's Countess character will be a fan of sex, love, and murder. What do you think?