So, you're having a bad hair day. That sucks. But take it from a guy like Jesse Katsopolis — having great hair is awesome, but there's so much more to life than what's sitting on top of your head.
As John Stamos gets another year older (WAIT, HE'S 52 TODAY? HAVE MERCY), and we all get a little bit balder, here are 13 ways your favorite "Full House" heart throb can get you through your worst hair days:
First up, never forget...
You're the star of the show, hair be damned.
We all get a little sad sometimes...
Even if we only have one tear to spare.
Find a buddy...
Your friend can help you get hip again.
Reach out to a loved one...
If you feel like you look silly, they'll look silly right back.
It could be worse...
You could have bigger issues on your hands than hair.
This bad hair day won't last forever...
But "Forever" by Jesse and the Rippers will!
Don't want to go outside with that hair? Fine!
Stay at home and catch up on the shows you're behind on. No one will blame you.
Are people saying biting things about your new look? Don't bite back!
Keep your teeth to yourself if you can.
Really, keep your hands to yourself...
No need to make a mess out of this awful day.
Use your bad hair day to cheer someone else up...
You look funny? Fine. Go make someone laugh. There are worse ways to spend the day.
There's still time for a happy ending...
Your Rebecca Donaldson is out there waiting for you, and guess what? She LOVES your hair!
Let's just move on...
And let bad hair be bad for a minute. It'll get better.
Finally, and most importantly...