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These Eerie Pics Prove The 'American Horror Story: Hotel' Dudes All Look EXACTLY The Same

We're on to you, Murphy.

Ever since Jessica Lange departed the "American Horror Story" franchise last spring and Lady Gaga stepped in to replace her, creator Ryan Murphy has been beefing up the cast of "Hotel" with some literal beefcakes: Matt Bomer, Finn Wittrock, Cheyenne Jackson, Wes Bentley, and Max Greenfield have all joined the squad over the past few months.

Now, five brown-haired, square-jawed, (mostly) blue-eyed hotties joining the cast of a single television show might not ring any alarm bells for most folks, but when news broke last week that brown-haired, square-jawed hottie Darren Criss might be joining the crew as well, the Internet began to notice that the resemblance between the aforementioned stars is uncanny. I mean, look at this!

Of course, this being "AHS," one must assume that the five #twinsies will have more in common than just their ridiculously identical faces -- and if you ask me, the most likely option is that they'll all be targeted by a serial killer with a type. "Coven" and "Asylum" fave Lily Rabe has already been confirmed to be playing such a serial killer, so might the popular horror trope of a male murderer stalking and killing a similar group of women be turned on its head?

Seems pretty likely, but since we're all about proof, we consulted the super-scientific website "Twins or Not" -- which uses Microsoft’s Project Oxford Face API -- to determine just how identical these future murder victims really are. Spoiler alert: a lot.

Matt Bomer and Finn Wittrock

Matt Bomer and Cheyenne Jackson

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Matt Bomer and Wes Bentley

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Matt Bomer and Max Greenfield

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Finn Wittrock and Cheyenne Jackson

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Finn Wittrock and Wes Bentley

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Finn Wittrock and Max Greenfield

Cheyenne Jackson and Wes Bentley

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Cheyenne Jackson and Max Greenfield

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Wes Bentley and Max Greenfield

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... Still not convinced? Check out how vastly different "AHS" star Evan Peters looks from the rest, then breathe a sigh of relief that things might go better for Peters than they did on "Coven":

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