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Here Are The 5 Biggest News Stories Of The Week -- Watch

From Katy Perry's hint at presidential ambitions to the undocumented student who went from homeless to the Ivy League, here are the biggest stories of the week.

If you've been a little out of the loop this week -- because, you know, life and stuff -- we have got you covered right here. Save your clicking fingers for another time because here's where we catch you up on the need-to-knows for this week, from Katy Perry's presidential ambitions to an "Orange Is the New Black" star's body-positive Insta-vibes to a man who took himself from homeless to the Ivy League. Yeah, good stuff.

Want to know more? Of course you do. Let's review the list.

  1. Katy Perry as the POTUS with the mostest (kittens)? It could happen.
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    Katy Perry has always had a flair for all-things-Presidential, but she raised a few eyebrows when she capped her snap with the 42nd and 43rd with "46?!" We're suddenly envisioning the White House full of cats.

  2. And Kate Winslet made our hearts go on and onnnnn...
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    Our hearts were all aflutter when Winslett waxed Rose DeWitt Bukater (say that five times fast!) on "Running Wild with Bear Grylls" this week. Suddenly, we want to charter a vessel to search for the Heart of the Ocean because we. Will. NEVER. Let. Go.

  3. Also? Stock up on Arizona Cardinals gear, because the first female NFL coach (EVER) is here!
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    Our arms would fall clean off if we did all the fist-pumping necessary to celebrate the Arizona Cardinals' landmark coaching nab. The NFL has now got it's first female coach in Jen Welter. Now, that's what we call a game-changer.

  4. And then came 'OITNB's' Taystee, FTW.
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    As if it weren't enough that Taystee is, like, the most interesting character ever -- and not just on "Orange Is the New Black" -- her IRL counterpart is pretty rad, too. Actress Danielle Brooks shared a very inspiring body-positive message this week, and we are just eating it up.

  5. Finally, there was this guy who went from homeless to Ivy League grad.
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    This one might hit you square in the feel spots because the amazing story of Dan-el Padilla Peralta, an undocumented student who fought his way from the mean streets to the graduation stage at Columbia University, just has to be read (with extra Kleenex).