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Me-ow! 9 Of Salem's Sickest Burns On 'Sabrina, The Teenage Witch'

Bad kitty.

On "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch," Salem the cat was the perfect foil to Sabrina Spellman's (Melissa Joan Hart) free spirit. He just loved killing other people's vibes, y'know?

He was the OG Grumpy Cat. In fact, if Salem Saberhagen and Grumpy Cat got into a burn-off, we're pretty sure the surly black cat would wipe the floor with Grumpy's ho-hum "insults." Because no one knows how to deliver a burn quite like Salem. This kitty could take it just as well as he could dish it -- and that takes a lot of feline finesse. Let's take a look back at some of Salem's sickest burns, OK? OK.

  1. The passive agressively telling people "NO!" burn.
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  2. The "I'm so self-aware" burn.
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  3. The insulting your face burn.
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  4. The cats rule, dogs drool burn.
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    Word.

  5. The "I DGAF about your emotions" burn.
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  6. The "I DGAF about YOU" burn.
  7. The mocking your feelings burn.
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  8. The blunt burn.
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    Why say it behind someone's back when you can say it to their face?

  9. The back-handed burn.
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    Oh great! Thanks, cat!