Someone please help. Last night, Meek Mill and Funkmaster Flex punked us all, by teasing a Drake dis track for hours and eventually dropping absolutely nothing. Somehow, it's Nicki Minaj's ex boyfriend Safaree "SB" Samuels who actually got around to releasing a dis first.
If you recall, Meek Mill also insulted SB during his Twitter rant last week, even posting a screenshot of Nicki Minaj giving Drake a lap dance in her "Anaconda" video and saying that he'd never allow that. SB heard the shots and he's firing back on "Lifeline."
He doesn't waste any time either, opening the track with, "You dream about Drake numbers in your nightmares/ But ya'll hating on me and my little career?/ No matter what you buy n---a ill be right there/ I'm in the back of her mind like a new n---a."
He added that he's done with his ex -- "I left and don't want it back the proof is right here" -- and then dropped a couple of lines that are sure to piss off Nicki Minaj, especially in the midst of this whole Meek vs. Drake ghostwriting feud.
"This n---a bent outta shape with a gorilla face/ My bars on The Pinkprint no one'll ever match," he spit, seeming to hint that he's written for Nicki (although he previously denied it). "My d--k print 'lil n----a you could never match."
As for the massive ring that Meek recently bought for Nicki, well..."I hope you go Platinum my ni--a she need a better ring/ I thought I let her go so she could move on to better things."
I highly doubt that this will go unanswered. He even got in this gem, "You outta shape anyway, you need to eat a pear."