You guys. We didn't even see this coming.
G.I. freakin' JOE.
How? How did we not put that one together before now? It's ... so obvious. It was right there the whole time!
Delevingne posted a new picture of the not-so-much-rumored-anymore couple in what appears to be helicopter headgear and one really funky sartorial selection on his part.
That coat. We cannot (1) even tell you what you would call that, and (2) actually believe that he's wearing it. But back to the couple news.
"Introducing G.I. Joe," Cara cleverly captioned the pic.
Joe and Gigi have been a rumored couple for a while now, but this is the first officially official presentation of the pair as a, well, pair. Although they've certainly made innuendos in the recent past.
The reveal is probably a strategic swat-down of recent rumors that Gigi might be reuniting with her ex-beau Cody Simpson even though she and Joe have been spotted together recently and often.
On that note, we'll borrow a phrase from a related source: "Now we know, and knowing is half the battle. G.I. Joe."
Slow clap for Cara. Well played.