While some men are so good at pulling off eyeliner that they can offer tips on application—here's looking at you, Pete Wentz—such is not the case for all men, as proven by this video from Cosmopolitan.
The magazine tasked a bunch of dudes with creating a cat eye on themselves and, well, the results are not great. Like, one dude is extremely surprised that eyeliner is shaped like a marker—things only go downhill from there.
The big take away from this video, though—for me, at least—is that though my eyeliner may not
always ever be 100% even, it could be so, so much worse.