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13 Things Only People Who Are Very Bad At Runescape Will Understand

Yup, I'm a noob.

They say the best way to get good at something is by failing first, so I guess that means that pretty soon I'm going to be absolutely amazing at Runescape. I have been non-stop failing at this game for years now; no matter how much I play, I can't seem to get off the struggle bus. For everyone who is riding with me, here are all the things that only those of us who are absolutely terrible at Runescape will understand.

  1. It took you hours just to get through the tutorial.
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  2. And you still can’t figure out what’s up with the zombie cow.
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    ???

  3. Once you left Tutorial Island, you weren’t really sure what to do next.
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  4. You probably just stood around chopping down a bunch of trees.
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    It seemed fun.

  5. Or killing those creepy spider things.
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    Don't do it, bro.

  6. You spend most of your time figuring out how to get places.
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    The map is super confusing.

  7. You never get anything above the most basic items.
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    Bronze sword ftw.

  8. You can never finish a quest.
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    You’ve definitely never seen one of these before.

  9. People are always calling you a noob.
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    But you are, so you can’t really argue.

  10. Which really cuts into your attempts to E-date.
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    Their first piece of advice: don't be a noob. :(

  11. You die, like, all the time.
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  12. Really, you just have no idea what's going on.
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  13. But it doesn't matter, because you're having fun just being you.
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