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There's One Really Big Problem With Having Three Buttholes: Watch

This "Inside Amy Schumer" sketch examines the harsh reality.

Opinions are like buttholes: everyone has three.

Or maybe that's just Amy Schumer's reality.

On a standout sketch from tonight's episode of "Inside Amy Schumer," things get weird on a group hang when Amy reveals that she has triple the usual amount of buttholes. As it turns out, triple the butthole does not mean triple the fun. In fact, it may mean you die friendless and alone. Because Amy loses all of her friends and gets dumped on account of her downstairs situation.

Bummer. (Literally.)

It's very tragic. Watch the whole sketch here.

In other anatomical difficulties in Amy Schumer's life, you wouldn't believe what is up her no-no. Here's "Hiker Bones," another sketch from tonight's episode.