Ten years ago, John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey kicked in the church doors, marched right down the aisle and straight toward the open bars of the most high-class weddings in the Washington D.C. area, all thanks to a little something called "Wedding Crashers."
Since then, the Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn comedy has been serving you meatloaf on the regular, and giving you very bad ideas about how to behave at weddings. (Pro-tip: Don't do anything they did.) Also since then, some of the most high-profile celebrities in town have tied the knot with one another, making headlines and wowing onlookers with their epically expensive send-offs into matrimonial bliss.
You can only imagine the damage John and Jeremy would wreak upon some of these weddings of the past 10 years. In fact, we did imagine the damage. Here's what might have happened if the "Wedding Crashers" duo crashed 17 of the highest-profile weddings of the last decade:
Nicole Kidman + Keith Urban (2006)
True story: Jeremy was the first person to show Keith an episode of "American Idol."
Tom Cruise + Katie Holmes (2006)
John attended the wedding under the alias "John Scientology." Now you know who to blame for the divorce.
Beyonce + Jay-Z (2008)
John and Jeremy liked it, they tried to put a ring on it, and then they were promptly escorted from the premises.
Ellen DeGeneres + Portia de Rossi (2008)
This was a disaster of Bluth family proportions.
Channing Tatum + Jenna Dewan (2009)
Their wedding night is also known as "Magic Mike Begins" for those in attendance, thanks to John and Jeremy.
Fergie + Josh Duhamel (2009)
If you don't like "Wedding Crashers," take your broke. ass. HOME.
Anna Paquin + Stephen Moyer (2010)
John and Jeremy loved "True Blood," so this was a big night for them.
Harrison Ford + Calista Flockhart (2010)
Guess who convinced the erstwhile Han Solo to come out of retirement?
Isla Fischer + Sasha Baron Cohen (2010)
Jeremy and Gloria, together again!
The Royal Wedding (2011)
They actually got the venue wrong and crashed the Today Show's Royal Wedding spoof instead, but oh well. Still a blast.
Blake Lively + Ryan Reynolds (2012)
The only thing John and Jeremy love more than "True Blood" is "Green Lantern," so this night was pretty special.
Justin Timberlake + Jessica Biel (2012)
Remember that controversial video that one of Justin's "friends" made for the wedding? Two guesses as to who that friend really was.
Kristen Bell + Dax Shepard (2013)
The only thing John and Jeremy love more than "True Blood" and "Green Lantern" is "Veronica Mars."
George Lucas + Mellody Hobson (2013)
After working over Han Solo, Jeremy and John got to work on convincing the "Star Wars" creator to sell out to Disney. J.J. Abrams, you know who to make the check out to!
Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie (2014)
There isn't an official "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" sequel yet, but an UNOFFICIAL sequel was created on this very special night. (Translation: John and Jeremy got their asses kicked by Brangelina.)
George Clooney + Amal Alamuddin (2014)
True story: George had nipples sewn into his wedding suit, but infamous "Batman & Robin" haters John and Jeremy convinced him to have them removed.
Kim Kardashian + Kanye West (2014)
This is the actual plot line of "Wedding Crashers 2," so no spoilers.