Sorry to be a potential party pooper, but we’re calling it now: NO ONE is going to throw a more epic Fourth of July celebration this weekend than Taylor Swift.
All that grub clearly fueled a day of raucous, FOMO-inducing partying with a “who’s who” of the Swift Squad, including Gigi Hadid, Joe and Nick Jonas, Martha Hunt, the Haim sisters, Serayah McNeill, Tay’s brother Austin, and her longtime BFF Britany Maack.
Taylor and Calvin also flaunted their aggressively “goals AF” relationship with this cute piggyback pic, which Tay cheekily captioned, “Friendly relations between Scotland and America.”
But the hostess made sure she snuck in some quality girl time as well, posing for a patriotic jumping pic with all her girlfriends.
Later, the whole crew cozied up in stars and stripes-printed onesies, which Martha credited Gigi and Joe for supplying.
The Jo Bros and the “star spangled blondes” posed for their own respective shots — and we’ve basically never wanted matching onesies more in our entire lives.
The lesson here? Taylor will probably put you in your place faster than she shut down Apple Music if you even attempt to outdo her patriotic party — all hail the new queen of July 4th!