If we were going to ask one celebrity couple to adopt us (what? it's totally a thing now), Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum would be at the top of our list. As the original "Step Up" OTP, it's no surprise that this couple still knows how to dominate on the dance floor.

Now, before you head out for your midnight showing of "Magic Mike XXL," you should probably check out this roundup of Mr. and Mrs. Channing Tatum's hottest moves. (Sorry, ladies! He's so not single.) This couple is never shy when it comes to bringing down the house at a star-studded after-party or just being their adora-fun selves.

Here are nine times Chan and Jenna shut it down so hard it nearly destroyed us:

When they danced their booties off in "Step Up."

Channing and Jenna met on the set of this 2006 dance flick, where he quite literally swept her off her feet.

And made us fall in love with them in the process.

When they pulled off this insane move at the Revlon concert for the Rainforest Fund in 2012.

There's more where that came from.

When they climbed aboard a "Magic Mike" party bus and SHUT. IT. DOWN.

Because of course they did.

When they got down in the club and #blessed us all with their perfection.

These two clearly have no problem keeping the spark alive. And if you're desperate for a video, you can watch them dance the night away here.

When they wore these matching Santa suits and most likely busted a move.

'Twas the season!

When they got pedicures together.

All that dancing does seriously damage to their feet!

When they showed A-listers how it's done at the 2015 Golden Globes.

They danced to Beyoncé, natch.

When they showed up to the "Magic Mike XXL" premiere looking like literal angels.

You better believe they brought the funk to the after-party.