We Counted Every Nipple And Butt In 'Magic Mike XXL' So You Don’t Have To

Get ready to have numbers spewed all over your face.

Art by Chris Carfolite

Yes, we know that "Magic Mike XXL" is really, really good. And we know that it brings Channing Tatum and company dancing back to the big screen. But the most important question is, how many butts and nipples are there on display?

Turns out, a lot.

Just like we did for "Fifty Shades of Grey," MTV News did the hard work, grinding out all the rock solid numbers for every piece of man-flesh that will explode right onto the screen when the sequel opens in theaters on July 1.

So... You're welcome.