I feel like this is one of those moments during which we should all be yelling "KWEEN!" and crying, but I'm not one for over-the-top displays of emotion (unless cats are involved), so I'll just say it: Madonna. Amy Schumer. Madonna + Amy Schumer. Madonna is performing with Amy Schumer and, ah, to hell with it, KWEEEENS!
Yup, Schumer will be joining Madge on stage during the latter's Rebel Heart tour -- in some capacity -- during select dates and the comedian gave us a taste of what to expect via a tweet all of our inner children can probably stickily relate to:
I mean, it just makes sense. We know Amy can dress the part if Madge wants to go throwback, due to a recent sketch on her Comedy Central show titled "'80s Ladies," and Madonna has been teaming up with TONS of celebs of late -- from Terrence Howard in her "Ghost Town" video to Kanye to... basically everyone in "Bitch I'm Madonna."
That being said, we're guessing the first half of the show will look something like this...