With reporting by Josh Horowitz
But given MTV News' recent chat with Pratt and Howard ahead of the film's release, this might change when the sequel rolls around -- because Pratt really loved to read the dinosaur erotica we gave him. Dinosaur erotica that is real. And available for purchase. Moving on.
"Azoy stood back to the wall," Pratt began from "In the Velociraptor's Nest" by Christie Sims -- butchering the character Azog's name, by the way. "Clad only in damp buckskins..."
"... Waiting for the beast to slash at her torso," Howard continued. "Until she lay helpless and bleeding on the damp cave floor."
From this point on, the dino erotica only got more NSFW... while Howard became more and more horrified, and Pratt more and more "kind of oddly turned on" by Azog's "heaving breast."
"This s--t works!" the actor exclaimed when all was said and done.
Have fun with that, Anna Faris!
"Jurassic World" hits theaters on June 12.