With the NBA's championship round heating up, it's time to answer the question on everybody's mind: If this were high school, which superlatives would you use to describe the biggest names in the Finals? I'm here to answer the tough questions, and it's time to tell it like it is.
Most Likely To Succeed: LeBron JamesGregory Shamus/Getty Images
We'll get the obvious one out of the way. Something's telling me this guy's gonna be just fine. If he somehow beats the Warriors basically on his own, we'll have to upgrade this to "Most Likely To Own Earth, Or At Least Mars."
Best Couple: Steph Curry and Klay ThompsonRonald Martinez/Getty Images
The beloved Splash Brothers are the peanut butter and jelly of basketball for a reason.
Best Dressed: Kevin LoveGregory Shamus/Getty Images
You've gotta admit, the suits that Love will be rocking on the bench are even better than those Warriors uniforms.
Best Hair: Iman ShumpertGregory Shamus/Getty Images
This needs no explanation.
Most Likely To Break You: Timofey MozgovGregory Shamus/Getty Images
This guy's Ivan Drago, and nobody's convincing me any different.
Most Likely To Start SomethingEzra Shaw/Getty Images
Draymond v. Tristan Thompson guarantees more action than Mayweather v. Pacquiao.
Most Likely To Shock You He's Still In The LeagueShawn Marion/Getty Images
I'm pretty sure Shawn Marion played with "The Iceman" George Gervin. Somehow David Lee's playing more minutes than he is, and Marion still might get a ring.
Most Likely To Get Punched In The Face By Michael JordanEzra Shaw/Getty Images
...again. Google it!