For a minute in the grocery store this weekend, I saw Kylie Jenner on the front of a tabloid and almost let my curiosity get the best of me. The cover read, "Kylie Jenner: I'm pregnant" or something of that nature. I almost stopped to pick it up.
But then I realized how outrageous the claim is. The Kardashian family has a decent grip on their own lives -- after all, they created an empire. I kept walking.
Kylie took to Twitter on Wednesday night, assuring people that those pregnancy rumors aren't true. She uses basic science to prove it: Hello, it takes 9 months for a baby to gestate, and, well, we'd "clearly" see a big belly by 8 months of speculation, right? "People been thinking I'm pregnant for 8 months now... CLEARLY I'm not pregnant!" Duh.
Next time you see one of those rumors, just walk on by.