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Colton Haynes Looked Like A Beautiful Human Flamingo At The 'San Andreas' Premiere

...And The Rock rode a firetruck, but whatever.

If you happen to see Colton L. Haynes standing on your lawn, or in a river somewhere eating shrimp, DON'T BE ALARMED. The former "Teen Wolf," former "Arrow" and current "San Andreas" star isn't actually a flamingo, he just dresses like one for premieres.

Look, he even warned us he'd be getting his pinks on at the premiere for his new disaster movie:

...And Red Arrow was true to his Pink Word:

  • Here he is showing up at the premiere, all in pink.
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  • Here's Colton again, goofing off in a pink suit.
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  • No doubt about it, that suit is pink.
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  • "Aw, shucks, did I dress in a pink suit?"
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    Yes, you did.

  • Here's Colton, trying to make you forget what's below his neckline by distracting you with his flawless face. Hmm, is he wearing...
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  • ...Let's zoom out a bit more...
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  • AHHHH IT WAS A PINK SUIT THE WHOLE TIME.
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    This is like the end of "The Sixth Sense" if instead of Bruce Willis it was Colton Haynes, and instead of a ghost, he was in a pink suit.

  • Also, The Rock is a dalmatian.
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    So Colton is a flamingo, The Rock is a doggie for riding a fire truck. Alexandra D'addario, how about you?

  • Yikes, sorry Alexandra.
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    You don't look/act like some sort of animal, you're just f--king flawless.

  • Anyway, here's Colton again.
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