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14 Times Taylor And Calvin Were All Like 'So We're A Couple Now'

Listen -- I'm no body language expert. I don't know the first thing about how proper people go about the whole dating world. My idea of flirting involves talking about, well, Taylor Swift. But I do know what it's like to be a girl who loves cats and has a crush on another blond.

That's why I'm kind of an expert on Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris' relationship.

However, at the Billboard Music Awards on Sunday night, the two music superstars didn't need an expert to break down their cuteness. Anyone could see how adorable they were being.

They're just like a normal couple! Proof:

  1. Don't you ever stare into each others' eyes with childlike glee while waving your self-promotional 'Bad Blood' clutch?
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  2. Or press four fingers firmly into her back while her brother looks on lovingly?
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  3. Or make way so she can chat up her ex-rumored love interest?
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  4. Look at how they hold each other like they're at a middle school dance. Takes me back.
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  5. He is so proud of her.
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  6. Here they are, sharing a moment about the goings-on onstage. They're probably talking about how One Direction looks without Zayn.
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  7. A couple who stays together texts individually on their phones together.
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  8. We all know this moment: when you want him to hold your hand, but he's too nervous.
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  9. But it's cool 'cause you're just gonna embrace again.
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  10. There we go.
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  11. They're just having a great time.
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  12. He's looking at her lips, guys. Kiss, kiss, kiss. C'mon chant with me. Kiss!
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  13. And there he goes in with the leg grab. This is getting serious.
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  14. Aaaaw yeah. We did it!!!
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