No need to get into the whole "Who is the Hottest Avenger?" argument. We would be here literally all day. Maybe even all week. It's not worth debating. They're all hot.
But Thor, objectively, is the hottest.
I mean, just listen to how Elizabeth Olsen describes her "Age of Ultron" co-star's makeup process. She was on "The Late Late Show with James Corden" last night, and was asked which of her fellow Avengers was the biggest diva on set. She would only say that it's Chris Hemsworth who takes the most time in the makeup chair — and you can understand why.
"He's got a lot of hair and he has a lot of body," she said, to the hooting and hollering of the audience.
"He has a far larger canvas than most people."
"In between takes, he would just come in and [the makeup artists] would throw on this vaseline sweat."
Okay, STOP, no more. Nothing further, your honor. Thor's the hottest Avenger. Case closed.