What Is The Age Of Ultron, Anyway? We Asked This Magical, Horrifying App

And things went terrifyingly wrong.

Perhaps our biggest gripe with "Avengers: Age of Ultron," an otherwise near-perfect movie, is that it never actually tells us the actual age of Ultron.

Thankfully, we now possess the technology to figure this kind of s--t out -- and we didn't even need the Science Bros to help us. Using Microsoft's new face-recognition app, we set out to answer this burning question once and for all. Little did we know, the app would challenge everything we thought we knew about the Avengers, and, in fact, prove that even app genies don't appreciate Hawkeye.

  • What is the age of Ultron?
    Marvel Studios

    According to this app, Ultron doesn't even have a face. That is so RUDE. Everyone knows Ultron is very sensitive about that.

  • Whatever. How old are the Avengers?
    Marvel Studios

    Excuse me. Why does this app only recognize female faces? And in what universe is Scarlet Witch 33?

  • Okay. New picture.
    Marvel Studios

    Poor Hawkeye. Even this app doesn't care to include you.

  • Marvel Studios

    Okay, so Hawkeye is 44 (correct!)... and Cap is 45. This app is garbage.