The New 'Orange Is The New Black’ Season 3 Poster Is Divine

Pray for our sinners.

If you've been counting down the days to season 3 of "Orange Is The New Black," now Netflix has come up with a new idea for you to decorate your personal "OITNB" shrine: a poster depicting some of Litchfield's iconic inmates as holy figures.


For the uninitiated, votive candles like these are common objects of worship used in Christian prayer, particularly in the Roman Catholic tradition and in Mexican culture. Lately they've also become popular as kitschy decorations that showcase celebrated pop culture icons in saintlike poses (there's even a Laverne Cox votive candle holder that's already available on Etsy if you're more of a Sophia fan).

Obviously nobody on the prison-centered show can really call themselves a saint, but these candles are still pretty perfect, right down to the barbed wire frames. Hey Netflix, think you might consider selling these as actual merch before "OITNB" comes back on June 12th?