Emma Watson's 'Beauty And The Beast': Is This What The Cast Will Look Like?

Tale as old as time, new possible humanized furniture.

We've been cranking up our showtunes and inviting people to be our guest way more often than is strictly necessary since the main cast of the upcoming live-action "Beauty and the Beast" was announced, but we wouldn't have it any other way.

We can't wait to see Emma Watson rock that yellow ballgown (to stray from that classic detail would be criminal), Dan Stevens transform into a Dan Stevens-looking human after spending the whole movie as the Beast, and for Luke Evans to prove that he's especially good at expectorating as Gaston.

What really has our brains whirring though, is wondering what the household objects -- Mrs. Potts, Lumiere and the whole crew -- will look like.

Here's our best guess.

  1. Gugu Mbatha-Raw as Plumette

    Both clean and fancy.

  2. Ian McKellen as Cogsworth

    Right at least twice a day.

  3. Ewan McGregor as Lumiere

    Our main flame.

  4. Emma Thompson as Mrs. Potts

    Pour one out.

  5. Stanley Tucci as Cadenza

    Playing you high and low.

  6. Audra McDonald as Garderobe

    Mind the drawers.

All I can say is, I wouldn't mind having my house full of these.

"Beauty and the Beast" is slated for a March 17, 2017 release.