Good news! When you stumble out of your house today with a raging case of the munchies FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, there will be no shortage of ridiculous foods waiting eagerly to fill your face.
2015 has already been a big year for epic junk food creations, with fast food franchises everywhere rolling out limited-edition batches of greasy, crunchy, cheesy, chocolatey edibles that are obviously designed to satisfy the cravings of a very particular clientele. And before you go about your day today, you might want to venture out to stock your fridge for this afternoon's snack attack.
Ben & Jerry's ice cream burrito
The announcement of this glorious new foodstuff last week could not have been more appropriately timed. (They knew exactly what they were doing.)
Starbucks S'mores Frappucino
Don't forget to caffeinate!
KFC Double Down Dog
Good luck finding this deep-fried meat orgy in the wild. (We have heard many rumors, but never seen one.)
Cotton Candy Oreos
Limited-edition cookies in a springtime palette.
Taco Bell's Sriracha Quesarito
It's a quesadilla, done like a burrito, wrapped in a mystery, drenched in sriracha.
Burger King's Chicken Fries
If you've ever been frustrated by the non-linear quality of chicken nuggets, these are right up your alley.
Lay's Cheddar Bacon Mac'n'Cheese chips
Scour your local grocery aisles for these special-edition chips before you become surgically fused to your couch.
Dunkin Donuts Oreo Cheesecake Donut
Donut meets cheesecake meets dirt pudding meets your mouth.
Salsa Verde Doritos
Verde means that these fancy Doritos are flavored with green tomatillos, which means they count as a vegetable... right?
Cadbury Creme cookies
The deep-discounted Easter specialties for sale at your local drugstore might just include these limited edition delicacies.
Kickin' Chicken Taco Pringles
Come for the robust chicken flavor, stay for the fierce debate about how they got a chip to taste so much like a poultry.
Cheez-It Crunch'd puffs
Someone's been bulking up over the winter. You juicing, brah?
Little Caesar's Bacon Wrapped Deep Dish Pizza
Your ultimate gift from the universe this 4/20: A pizza lovingly cradled on all sides by bacon.