13 'Harry Potter'-Inspired Pickup Lines That Will 'Work' Like Magic

Don't try this at home. Like, really. Don't try this.

No matter what your situation, there's likely an applicable "Harry Potter" reference. Feeling a little bit of self-doubt? "Are you a witch, or what?" Proud of yourself? "Mischief managed." Need to tell someone they're a wizard? "Yer a wizard, Harry."

See what I mean?

However, one place you should probably not invoke the glory of J.K. Rowling is in the dating arena. Just take a look at these 13 un-magical pick-up lines, and tell us if you think they'll work like a charm, or turn any potential mate into a Squib.

  1. Girl, I know you're not a dementor, because you definitely don't suck.
  2. Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  3. You know you don't have to say Lumos to turn me on.
  4. I don't know if you've been mentioned in a prophecy with Voldemort lately, but you're definitely my chosen one.
  5. I'd love to show you how I swish and flick, if you know what I mean.
  6. Hey, I'd let you Slytherin to my bed any time.
  7. Did you put Skele-Gro in my drink? Because I can feel a bone growing.
  8. I bet you got all Os on your N.E.W.T.s, because I'm definitely under your spell.
  9. Do you specialize in getting rid of Boggarts? Because you're making my heart feel Riddikulus.
  10. I have the fastest broomstick in all the land. Want a ride?
  11. When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
  12. Did someone just cast Petrificus Totalus? Because I'm getting stiff.
  13. Girl, I hope you like Quidditch, because I'm definitely a Keeper.