Dan Steinberg

Watch Human Dorito Chris Evans Eat Doritos From A Bag With His Own Dorito Face On It

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With reporting by Josh Horowitz

Chris Evans is a man of many talents. He's handsome of face and strong of morals as Captain America in Marvel's "Avengers" superhero franchise, he's a passionate Red Sox fan and he walks the world in a body that has pretty much the exact bodily proportions of a Dorito chip.

It's this last point we'd like to ruminate on some more. At a press day ahead of the release of "Avengers: Age of Ultron," we took the opportunity to dive a little deeper into the saga of Chris Evans, human Dorito. Namely, has he ever noshed on a Dorito from a bag that has his face on it? If not, doesn't it seem like time to remedy that. (Yes, things are about to get quite meta.)

Here's what happened.

  • Chris Evans knows that he's destined to a life of Dorito-isms.
  • In fact, he's accepted it.
  • Nay, embraced it.
  • Chris Hemsworth, on the other hand, is still coming to terms with this fact of life.
  • Like, just. Just so you know.
  • But Chris Evans? This is a man who has cheerfully embraced his snack-like proportions.
  • Like, this is a man who might pay money to eat a snack with his face on the bag.
  • There are important questions that need answering...
  • ...maybe another time.
  • Hemsworth sets the record straight on one burning question, at least.
  • One he's evidently been wondering about for quite some time.
  • And even after the interview ended, Hemsworth still hadn't quite had enough.
  • Dude had to go back for more.
  • Safe to say, he's quite the fan of that Dorito crunch.
  • Don't believe us? Here's the video proof.
  • And in case you were wondering, the scent of Evans/Doritos/victory...it lingers.

"Avengers: Age Of Ultron" hits theaters May 1. Bring your own Doritos.