I have to say, my childhood self had a little fit when Melissa Joan Hart -- a.k.a. Sabrina The Teenage Witch -- followed me on Twitter the other week. I thought I was special. I thought I was the chosen one. I thought I had MADE IT. Until I realized... She's been following a LOT of people of late.
My realization of this curious trend started on Facebook, when I noticed that I wasn't the only who had shared something similar to the below:
A search for "Sabrina the Teenage Witch followed me" on Twitter yielded similar bounty:
You guys, why is this happening? What qualities do we, the CHOSEN ONES, possess that others lack? I mean, at one point she was following people who like football or something but I know nothing about football except that it happens when it's cold out.
Please, someone explain this to me... Preferably Clarissa.