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Katy Perry, Kendall Jenner, And Paris Hilton In Cat Ears: The Only Coachella Fashion Recap You Need

While we're always glad when New York Fashion Week wraps, we're the opposite of glad to say goodbye to our NYFW Street Style correspondent, Jarvis Derrell of #shehashadit. Fortunately, Jarvis has joined us once again, now to break down Coachella Street Desert Style for us in, LBR, the way only Jarvis can.

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YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS Kweens YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!! Whew Kiesha, guuurrrllll it's Coachella time again, and Kween you know that means it's finally that magical time of year where I can legitimately justify living my whole entire summer, shondalahip fantasies and dreams by serving everything I purchased over the last year at Free People, Urban Outfitters, Anthropologie and just about every random overpriced thrift shop I could get my hands on! All in preparation for days and days of cramped camping, partying, and intense sweating all for the sake of hearing some good music!!! YAAASSSS (fall back, you don't know our journeys)!

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YAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!! Kween Fergie Ferg reclaiming fashion realness with a sensible spring music festival look on fleek!!!! YAAAAASSSSS!!! OBSESSED!!! Guurrrll, nothing says "Mama's still got it," more than the perfect mix of suede, fringe, animal print and, most importantly, distressed denim booty shorts!! They showcase your lavish long legs of mercy and are made to stomp on the haters!! SLAAAAYYYY!!! #igotafeeling #woooo #thatsomebodysabouttodropanalbum #okkkkaaaayyyy #letdownthatlondonbridgekween #thedutchessisback #shantayyouslay #ohshoot #inothernews #herwholecrewisfresh #mustbenice #theglamorous #andtheglamouradjacent #aka #me

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YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS KWEEEN YAAAAAASSSSS!!! Whew Kiesha, you know there's nothing I love in spring more than a whimsical print and pattern of praise and white lady witchery, and guuurrrrlll Paris Hilton is giving me all that and more, with a bonus pair of cat ears on the side just for fun!!! YAAAASSSS!!!! Kiesha, guurrlll I tried to rock a look similar to this last summer during that blowout sale at Urban Outfitters, but unfortunately, it just ended up looking like a glorified muumuu with a belt on me!!! #justprovesmypoint #everybodyaintable #especiallymeonabudget #mystudentloansmystruggles #mindyobusuness #namaste #parishilton #stillrelevant #stillrich #hashtagblessedsincebirth #ugh #thoseflatshowever #offensive #icant #iwont #imsorry #comfortablefunctionableshoesareofthedevil #nottodaysatan #serveaheelsoicanheal #thanks

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YAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!! Alright Shaun White in all white!!!! I see you "KWEEN"!!! Now Kiesha, the men Kweens of shondalaCoachella have it so much easier than the lady Kweens! They could get away with old band t-shirts, and a sensible pair of H&M skinny jeans, or maybe even your everyday bandana around the neck with no shirt and just a pair of male booty shorts! But the ladies, despite the heat, despite the camping, despite their surroundings, still have to pull together their resources to make a fashionable and Instagram-ready look worthy of reposts and #TBTs for years to come!!! Ahhhh, the struggle!!!!! At least Shaun is bravely shaking things up a bit with sensible illuminati white pants, and not one, but two thick chains, cause he's a G like that!!! #shondalaswoon #bringingbacktheclassicpairofkeds #yesplease #whitepantsinagrassyfield #nothatsnotthenameofabandperforming #itshisjourney #healreadygotonestainonhisknee #ifiwerethere #mindyourbusiness #brave #shaunwhite #olympicmedalist #princeofeasyswag #trythislookathome #idareyou

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OHHHHHHH Kween Kendall my Kendall!!! My opulent Kardashian dream come true, my supermodel goddess of the world!!! YAAAAAASSSSSS!!!! Leave it to Miss Jenner to not only bring the party, but to do it effortlessly in style, and better than anyone else around her! I live!!! I mean, rocking a headband, a body chain, a high-waisted sheer pant with double slit action for the Gods, all while dancing and simultaneously leading her pretty white gurl brigade closer to fun???!!! Ughhhh!!!! The Kween can do no wrong!!! The last time I wore a body chain, I fell asleep in it and nearly strangled myself in my sleep!!! #looksgoodonherthough #aintnobodyfresherthanmyclique #itsreal #snakeskinboots #imintears #yaaassskween #offtheshoulders #flirtyandfuntop #servingyoumoderndayjulietrealness #capuletcommunitycollege #amontaguefratparty #twerkspeare #ummmidsowatchthatmovie #makeitmtv #andcastme #backtokendall #imalwayshappyforaheadband #andthathairiswindblownforthekids #myweavewouldntstandachanceinthatheat #nomaam