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This Is What Happens When Amy Schumer And Amber Rose Get Super Horny At The Movies

We had no idea you could bring that many eggplants into a theater.

Ladies, in the words of Tom Haverford, sometimes you need to "treat yo'self" with something as fiercely independent as a solo date to the movies. And if you want to bring your shower head with you into a screening of "Magic Mike XXL," so be it. It's your alone time and you can spend it however you damn well please (take THAT, patriarchy!).

Let MTV Movie Awards host -- and our future life coach -- Amy Schumer show you how it's done with a little help from Nikki Glaser and Amber Rose.