We Have 43 Incredibly Important (Spoilery) Questions About 'Furious 7'
Warning: Major "Furious 7" spoilers lie ahead! So roll out now if you don't want to be spoiled.
When you see "Furious 7" this weekend, don't forget to turn off that part of your brain that tries to make sense of things. Because movies like "Furious 7" abandon all logic -- and it's why we love them. Who needs plot when you have have cars parachuting out of freakin' aircrafts?! Not us.
Don't get us wrong. "Furious 7" is a fantastic thrill-ride from start to finish. Hey, the very first scene features Jason Statham's baddie Deckard Shaw doing the most bonkers things in the series. And it also serves as an incredibly emotional tribute to the late Paul Walker and his character Brian O'Connor. The film shifts its gears between sob-worthy heartfelt moments and crazy-insane action sequences effortlessly.
But that doesn't mean we don't have questions. A lot of ludacris things went down in "Furious 7," and we'd like a little explanation. So without further ado, here are 43 burning questions we have for the film:
Did Dom ever try Belgian beer?
How did Letty get her memories back?
How is Owen Shaw even alive?
How is Dom even alive?
No, seriously, though. He DIED.
Did Letty ever get a wedding ring?
Where did Deckard Shaw get Dom’s cross necklace?
Can cars really fly?
Where did Letty go when she left Dom in the cemetery?
Where did Ramsey find wifi to override her hack?
Is it physically possible to break out of a cast?
How did Hobbs steal the ambulance?
Where are Leo and Santos?
Did Dom ever destroy Letty’s tombstone?
Why did Dom leave Letty in the DR if they were MARRIED?
Shady, Dom.
Are Tej and Ramsey together now or what?
How many episodes of "The Incredible Hulk" did Hobbs watch in the hospital?
Will Dom rebuild the 1327?
More importantly, will Dom rebuild the Charger?
Yes.
What happened to Mr. Nobody?
Where will Brian and Mia go next?
What happens when Owen Shaw (Luke Evans) wakes up?
Can Deckard Shaw get out of super jail?
Will Mrs. Hemsworth (aka Elena Neves) take that promotion?
Are Letty and Dom still legally married?
How did "Tokyo Drift" guy (Sean Boswell) age so quickly?
Can they really stay an underground racing group after destroying LA?
Is Gods Eye still functional?
Is talking more effective than CPR?
Who will Helen Mirren play?
Mama Shaw, please!
Where did Letty get that wedding dress, and why wouldn’t she be prepared enough to get a ring?
Wouldn’t Dom get some kind of life insurance benefit from Letty's death?
We guess life insurance doesn't exist if you live your live a quarter mile at a time... on the run.
How much damage did they cause with that parking garage collapse?
How effective could Hobbs' cast have actually been?
Who supervised Hobbs' daughter after he left? A nurse?
How long is Hobbs' physical therapy schedule?
Did Ramsey’s friend ever get invited to another party?
What happened to those terracotta warriors?
Sorry, history.
Who does LAPD pull in for questioning when all of this ISH goes down?
Or does Hobbs just shut that ISH down ASAP?
Are people in Abu Dhabi just super chill about cars breaking through their buildings?
Did the prince ever get burnt out from all of that partying?
What accent was Iggy Azalea using?
Did starting flag girl at Race Wars get sand and dust in her lady parts?
Sorry, but we need to know.
How the f--k can they top dropping cars out of aircrafts?!