Why You Should Never Stop Swimming In Kiddie Pools

'Broke A$$ Game Show' demonstrated the rewards of channeling your inner child.

If Peter Pan didn't make a strong enough case to hold on to your sense of childhood wonderment, is 100 bones a convincing sell?

On tonight's Season 1 finale of "Broke A$$ Game Show," hosts David Magidoff and Derek Gaines challenged two passersby in a New York City park to strip down to a couple of bathing suits and get their Michael Phelps on...in a pair of adjoining kiddie pools. Don't forget your swimmies and foam noodles, ladies!

Yup, in "Swim Shady," Derek pit the pals against each other in a test of four different strokes through bodies of water that would have been better suited for Michelle Tanner, and in the video above, the opponents waste no time channeling the Amanda Beard inside. "Don't get no weave in your nostrils!" Derek urges the ladies as they cycle through freestyle, backstroke and breaststroke maneuvers. Too late to qualify for a space on the 2020 Olympic relay team...?

Derek explains the winner is determined by technique and conviction...so who'll walk away with the gold medal? Check out the clip above!