Tumblr has officially moved on from The Dress to something everyone universally agrees on -- how awesome NYPD detective Elliot Stabler's (Christopher Meloni) butt is. He may have resigned from the police force at the end of "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" season 12, but his gluts live on.

Users are posting rather, uh, unique pics of Meloni -- both in character and IRL -- with the appropriate "Law & Order" reference, "These are their stories." Most of the photos showcase his better half, but some get even weirder than that. (Seriously. There's one of Meloni on a stripper pole while Mariska Hargitay, not fazed at all by Meloni's pole-dancing abilities, gives what appears to be an interview. I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS.)

Take a look for yourself, because I really can't do it justice:

And in case you were wondering, Meloni has happily embraced his butt's newfound fame and glory:

I'm not sure what "buttorabilia" are, but I assume they are memorabilia associated with butts. Or are they actual butts? Did Meloni just offer to autograph people's rear ends? Do people do that now? Whoa.