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Here’s Where Each ‘Game Of Thrones’ Character Would Work In The Westeros Mall

Summer is coming ... summer jobs, too.

With season 5 of "Game of Thrones" about to begin, we've been making the most of our parents' HBO Go login by re-watching the first four seasons as many times as it takes to remember the massive web of characters and storylines.

Somewhere around re-watch number seven, our medieval fantasy-fried brains realized all those distinctive characters make "Game of Thrones" the mall of American television. Hear us out. First of all, they're both massive, self-contained worlds with something for everyone.

And you know those people who work at a mall store just for the 20% discount? The ones you see and think, "Wow, that person is SO Hot Topic!" Pretty much every character on the show has a mall store they'd totally work at for the discount swag.

Here are the retailers where we envision our favorite "GoT" characters spending their 9 to 5:

  • Jon Snow - The North Face
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  • Sansa Stark - American Apparel
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  • Varys - The Apple Store
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  • Catelyn Stark - Ann Taylor
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  • "Khaleesi" Daenerys Targaryen - Hot Topic
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  • Prince Joffrey - Abercrombie & Fitch
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  • Tommen Baratheon - American Eagle
    HBO/Stab At Sleep/Flickr
  • Khal Drogo - PacSun
    HBO/Charlie Kasov
  • Robb Stark - Hollister
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  • Hodor - Build-A-Bear
    HBO/Walter Lim/Flickr
  • Cersei Lannister - Victoria's Secret
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  • Jamie "Kingslayer" Lannister - Guitar Center
    HBO/Alex Gorzen/Flickr
  • Peter "Littlefinger" Baelish - Armani Exchange
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  • Brienne of Tarth - Lululemon
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  • Margaery Tyrell - Forever 21
    HBO/TofuProd/Flickr
  • Samwell Tarly - Barnes & Noble
    HBO/Amantio di Nicolao
  • Tyrion Lannister - Spencer's Gifts
    HBO/Ildar Sagdejev
  • Arya Stark - Goodwill
    HBO/RustyClark/Flickr
  • Tywin Lannister - Ralph Lauren
    HBO/Joseph De Palma/Flickr
  • The Mountain - GNC
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  • Ramsay Bolton - The Art Of Shaving
    HBO/goatling/Flickr
  • Shae - Food Court Free Samples
    HBO/Ryan Lackey/Flickr
  • Ned Stark - L.L. Bean
    HBO/Mike Mozart/Flickr
  • Stannis Baratheon - Banana Republic
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  • Melisandre - Teavana
    HBO/Bob Hall/Flickr
  • Bronn the Sellsword - Under Armour
    HBO/Charlie Kasov
  • Aemon Targaryen - Yankee Candle
    HBO/Luigi Novi
  • The Hound - Mall Security
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  • Robert Baratheon - Applebee's
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