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A Definitive Ranking Of Miley Cyrus' Wax Figures

Because necessary.

Madame Tussauds unveiled a new wax figure of Miley Cyrus today in Las Vegas -- but is it art? Um, sure. And how does it stack up to some of the other Miley figures that the wax museum brand has created? I took it upon myself to rank them below.

  1. There's this one.
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    Look, I get that Madame Tussauds is a family organization, but Miley wouldn't be caught dead in such a modestly cut leotard. Her spandex needs to take her right to the edge of Wedgie Canyon, or she'll turn this car around. Also? WHERE IS HER NOSE.

  2. This one's better.
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    I feel like creepy, wood-paneled, late-'70s/early-'80s den is exactly the kind of holiday party theme Miley would be into, so points for that. Too bad my ankles are sympathy-buckling for this wax figure because good god.

  3. This one's even better-er.
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    Honestly, this new "Wrecking Ball"-themed wax figure Madame Tussauds debuted in Vegas Monday (Mar. 9) is nearly perfect. But, like... There's something about Faux Miley's face that has me reaching for an EpiPen.

  4. But who cares because look at this one.
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    Speaking of nearly perfect Miley Cyrus wax figures (will literally never get to use that transition again), check out this festive one from 2008. I just don't buy that her D.I.Y. Christmas tree decorations would be so lame, though. This does not say #dirtyhippie to me, Madame T.

  5. All other wax figures officially declared irrelevant.
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    She's good to her fans. She looks like Miley. This is truly the one wax figure of Miley Cyrus to rule them all.