Finally, a parody video that tackles life's greatest question: Who's more ruthless, scorned Taylor Swift in her "Blank Space" video, or George R. R. Martin when he's murdering people left and right in "A Song of Ice and Fire," the book series behind "Game of Thrones?"
If you ask me, this Nerdist video answers the question pretty swiftly -- Martin (as played by Nick Mundy) is the most vicious killer in all the land.
"So much death in the Seven Kingdoms /You could say I'm insane /But I've got a blank page, baby/And I'll write your name," Martin sings, as he basically threatens the life of the woman playing Daenerys Targaryen. (Psst, you can do it if you want, George, just don't touch my Margaery.)
Oh, and just in case you haven't seen the original (and if so, what are you?!) here's Taylor Swift in all her angsty glory: