You guys, it’s time we had a talk about the selfie craze. Between the Belfie Stick for your butt and the college course that teaches how to become a selfie pro, we thought the obsession had already spun out of control.
But then we learned about an innovative and/or horrifying (leaving that decision up to you) new sex toy that takes selfies to a level we didn’t even know existed.
It’s called the Svakom Gaga Intimate Selfie Camera Vibrator. Yes, it’s a mouthful, but its premise is simple: it’s basically a vibrator with an HD camera at one end. It’s four inches long, it’s waterproof, and it has a USB port to charge it.
And it’s being used to take selfies from the inside of vaginas.
Yep, this X-rated selfie stick wants to make your bedroom escapades exponentially more intimate by allowing you to film the inside of your vagina and watch the footage later on your phone or computer. It was designed so that women can find out exactly what happens to them during an orgasm, and it basically makes nothing and nowhere sacred anymore.
But that’s not all: this contraption is also FaceTime compatible, meaning you can literally share your orgasm with another person, raising the stakes of “phone sex.”
The vibrator will set you back £120, or about $185, but apparently it’s worth it, according to the two (wow, two!) very enthusiastic reviewers who have supposedly bought it. One called it “technology at its best,” while the other praised it as “homemade movies on a new level!”
To us, this sounds like a scandal waiting to happen. If you thought the nude photo leak from last year was bad, imagine how embarrassing it would be to have someone find pictures and videos from inside your vag. Yikes.