They're hugging, which is sweet. But they're also staring down the camera while rocking identically severe makeup, which is terrifying. I am chilled. I am heartened. I am cheartened.
Does anyone else hear a jazzy, fireside rendition of "Disposable Teens" playing in their head? I wanna thank you dad for bringing this f--king world to a scoobitty bah? Anyone? No? 'Kay.
This picture, on the other hand, screams: "DADDDDDDDD STAHHHHHHHHHP."
Marilyn Manson, real name Brian Warner, and his father, Hugh, actually have a pretty close relationship. Last year, Manson told Billboard that he joined the cast of "Sons of Anarchy" in part to make his dad proud.
The photos comes from Manson's Paper magazine cover shoot, shot by photographer Terry Richardson. Speaking of the cover...
...consider your childhood officially ruined.