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New Study Proves That Guys Need To Stop Worrying About … The Main Thing Guys Worry About

The average size isn't what you may think.

Good news, fellas: A comprehensive new study on penis size discovered that women are much happier with their partners' anatomy than the actual dudes who possess the units.

The paper, titled "Am I Normal?" -- published Tuesday in the British Journal of Urology -- combined the findings of 20 prior studies on the subject, which resulted in an examination of the dimensions of 15,521 male members, adding up to an average erect length of 5.16 inches ... which, needless to say, isn't what online adult materials would (and do) have guys believe.

The study's goal was to construct graphs showing penis sizes across ages and races in order to reassure men about the definition of "normal." According to the findings, a whopping 85% of women were satisfied with their man's size, but only 55% of men were satisfied with their own.

"Men may present to urologists or sexual medicine clinics with a concern with their penis size, despite their size falling within a normal range," wrote lead author Dr. David Veale. Thus, the graphs "may be helpful for clinicians to counsel men."

So relax, guys. We can stop contributing money to our sports car savings funds now.