Watch Margot Robbie Make Terrible Pickup Lines Sound... Slightly Less Terrible

Let's be honest: Someone's gonna find this sexy.

with additional reporting by Josh Horowitz

Not even the beautiful and talented Margot Robbie can completely redeem the world's most ghastly pickup lines, but she gives it her best shot in the latest installment of "After Hours."

MTV's Josh Horowitz supplied the lines, while the "Focus" actress supplied the face, voice, and charming je ne sais quoi that might make the person hearing them not immediately call the police. It's a testament to Margot's talents that she can actually make farts, stabbings, and penis amputation (never explicitly mentioned, but strongly implied!) sound kind of, sort of enticing, or at least not like the worst thing in the world.