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Why Is A Guy With A Guitar So Hot? Science Explains

Stop hassling me, MOM!

Ever found yourself in the front row of a concert, gazing up at the lead singer of some band as he undulates and belts out whatever song about love/lust/all-of-the-above happens to be his hit at the moment? Ever felt the over-whelming urge to tear his clothes off -- despite the fact that his teeth are all wonky, his chest is concave and he smells like Fritos and sweat?

Don't worry, lady, it's not your fault -- call up your mom and blame science when she rails at you for running away with the dude in the band. It's all your body's doing. Yup, we're basically genetically wired to be into band guys, regardless of what they look like.

Neuroscientist Paul J. Zak breaks down what attracts women to men in bands into three points: Men in bands are clever, they're passionate and they're dripping with testosterone. There's a line for your Tinder profiles, guitar-slingers.

Let's dig into #1 first. "It's really hard to be successful -- in music it's particularly hard -- so if some guy has figured out how to do that, he's probably pretty clever," Zak told MTV News. From an evolutionary perspective, Zak points out, women are constantly looking for a mate that can provide for potential children, so they gravitate toward dudes who seems to have it together.

Mind you, this is, as he said, an ingrained evolutionary thing and in no way rationally explains why I used to date a drummer who didn't pay taxes and kept his money in a shoebox.

Moving on...

"Number two is, if they're musicians they're very likely quite passionate people and I think women in general think men are a little bit dry and not that passionate, so when you find a passionate guy I think that's somehow attractive," Zak added, handily explaining why Drake is so good with the ladies.

Finally, as usual, it's all about the hormones. "In any profession where you're the center of attention -- if you're on stage and people are cheering for you, your brain thinks you are the alpha male above all alpha males," Zak said. And, as a result of all the cheering and peacocking and dancing-in-public, a man's testosterone levels go up. Which I guess is a good thing?

"We've done experiments where we give extra testosterone to men and they become more selfish, more entitled, more it's-all-about-me -- that can be very attractive to women," Zak added. He also notes that women tend to like higher levels of testosterone when they're ovulating, less so when they're not. So, um, if you don't want to run away with a rocker -- or Kanye -- maybe sync your show-going to your cycle?

But what about the looks thing? Sure, it makes sense that women (and people in general) like smart, confident people -- but why is it that a man you might pass without a look on the street becomes irresistible on stage?

"For women, looks, generally, are a little further down the list -- for men they're usually at the top of the list, because looks correlate with health," Zak told us.

"Your rock star coming to your town is an alpha male, he's successful, and if he hasn't killed himself with drugs or whatever, yeah, he might have some pretty good genes and seem much more attractive," he added.

Swoon? I guess?

IMPORTANT NOTE: None of the men pictured in the above GIFs are people we consider physically unattractive. That could just be the testosterone oozing through the Internet, though.