Ice-T Has A Hot Burn For 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'

The rapper was totally unimpressed by the BDSM drama.

It's official: We need never speak of the phenomenon known as "Fifty Shades of Grey" again. Ice-T, rapper, actor, and giver of definitive opinions, has spoken, and that is all there is.

Ice-T was on "The Tonight Show" Wednesday (February 25), where he revealed that yes, he's seen the film. And nope, he wasn't impressed.

"Boring," he said, when asked to sound off on the movie. "Boring. It could have been on Nickelodeon."

Granted, this only really tells us that Ice-T hasn't watched much Nickelodeon recently (or if he is, we'd really like to know which shows!), but he also had a serious burn for Christian Grey himself. "Fifty Shades of Grey"? PFFFFT.

"One shade of black!" he said. "That's all you need."

Preach, sir.