Ice-T was on "The Tonight Show" Wednesday (February 25), where he revealed that yes, he's seen the film. And nope, he wasn't impressed.
"Boring," he said, when asked to sound off on the movie. "Boring. It could have been on Nickelodeon."
Granted, this only really tells us that Ice-T hasn't watched much Nickelodeon recently (or if he is, we'd really like to know which shows!), but he also had a serious burn for Christian Grey himself. "Fifty Shades of Grey"? PFFFFT.
"One shade of black!" he said. "That's all you need."