Sorry haters, but it's nearly impossible to hate Dakota Johnson. If you weren't already enthralled by the "Fifty Shades of Grey" actress, you should watch her "Saturday Night Live" promos and prepare to fall in love.
Not only does Dakota "The Rock" Johnson spoof her highly publicized red carpet "tiff" with her mom Melanie Griffith -- she was joking, people! -- but she also demonstrates her best lip bite for Taran Killam's Christian Grey and pays tribute to her dad in "Miami Vice."
Between her casual dry humor and perfect timing ("I get my tushy spanked with a belt"), we have high hopes for Johnson's "SNL" hosting capabilities. After all, millions of people have already seen her naked, so this should be a walk in the park.