The very, very NSFW red band trailer for "Maps to the Stars" has officially been released. Gird your loins, errbody: This is one minute and 23 seconds worth of nonstop shooting, screaming, screwing, swearing, implied masturbation, out-front nudity, and Robert Pattinson giggling through a face full of crazy makeup.
Needless to say, it's glorious.
This latest offering from director David Cronenberg stars Mia Waskikowska, Julianne Moore, and Robert Pattinson as a deranged pyromaniac out for vengeance, an aging actress desperate to stay in the game, and a limo driver who will have sex with anything, respectively. The dark, steamy drama takes place in the Hollywood hills; blink and you'll miss a shot of Mia and Robert gazing up at the HOLLYWOOD sign.
Blink again and you'll miss R-Pattz rolling around frantically on a carpet doing who-knows-what to god-knows-whom.
"Maps to the Stars" debuted to positive reviews at Cannes last year. The movie releases nationwide in the U.S. February 27.