Ashton Kutcher Saved The Day With A Giant Prosthetic Penis

Have we mentioned that there's a big fake penis involved?

Sometimes, in life, you have emergencies -- emergencies that require the use of a giant prosthetic penis. Fortunately for the cast of "Two and a Half Men," Ashton Kutcher was packing just such a penis in his trailer when just such an emergency came up on set, because of course he was.

Kutcher and co-star Jon Cryer were on "Conan" Wednesday (February 18), where Cryer explained how they came to be in need of the penis, which was left over from Kutcher's days of filming prank videos for the web. But really, the how is not important.

What's important is, Ashton Kutcher travels at all times with a giant prosthetic penis, and he's not afraid to use it.